Southern Alamance High School

Reviews about Southern Alamance High School

• Derek Vande

  Oct, 20 2018
  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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  Thank God Ima Country Boy - John Denver [Parody]
  
  (Audience begins with a cheer and a melody produced by clapping)
  (Enter Denver - Vocal)
  
  Well life in Ag. is kinda laid back
  Ain't much an old Graham boy like me can't hack
  Hop in my truck load the hatchback
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Well the shootin team can't hit worth a charm
  Raisin me some chickens - might'a'well be a farm
  My days are filled with dip -it'll do'ya a good harm
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
  When I snap my streaks I look like a god
  Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  (Enter musicians. Emphasizing the accent of a fiddle; the tune/sound resembles either a Mendini or a Cecilo, and an acoustic guitar)
  
  When school lets out and the sun's settlin' low
  I hop on the tractor and I set out to mow
  Before I do, FaceTime my ex-ho
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  I'd own myself a gun store if I could
  I'm a Graham boy I ain't part of no hood
  Money for a Duramax? Definitely would
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
  When I snap my streaks I look like a god
  Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Who-hoo!
  (Guitar and Fiddle Solo)
  
  Wouldn't trade my Jeep for a silly ol' Bimmer
  She got a pretty little lift and her rims made to glimmer
  Her light bar makes your Honda seem a bit dimmer
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Fill me some Daniel's ain't none of that Lean!
  Workin' at Wendy's make a little bit of green
  Get my paycheck and spend it to my queen
  Thank God Ima Southern boy
  
  Well I got me a cowgirl got me a mech. mod
  When I snap my streaks I look like a god
  Life in Graham ain't nothin' without a Quad [bike]
  
  THANK GOD YOU'RE SOUTHERN BOY-Y!!!!!!
  
  (Fiddle continues to profusely play in concordance with the audience as they produce a melody of clapping)
  (Song ends - audience cheers)

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• Southern Middle School

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